Slow Men Thinking The Band!

Welcome to Slow Men Thinking

Or the unknown Society for Music Theory. By using iconographic symbols, and psychological intimidation. The way we look presents a uniform image of strength and organisation. We no longer stand out in any way. Our entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. We are a rumour, recognisable only as déjà vu and dismissed just as quickly. We no longer exist. Anonymity is our name our song, our native tongue. We are no longer part of the System. We are Slow Men Thinking!

You are here because you know something is just not right. You have been looking and searching now you have found Us or followed some link somewhere. This is where you will find the missing stuff that you would have received with your LP’s and Tapes of old If we sold them. Relax you are quite right to be off colour, what did we say and did the performer just say that or something else?

You know the Joke about the musician that packs $10,000 worth of gear into a $500 car for a 200Km away $50 gig. Slow Men Thinking have solved that problem, no longer do we preform live.